Princess bride

I was imagining more of one of those big traffic signs playing a long marquee lol

Too many dummies are basically illiterate and you want them extra distracted trying to read and comprehend while going 80 km/h?

So like having a pointy metal object shot into your face at 200mph from a few feet away. I’ll pass.

Handguns shoot around 800 to 1300 fps, an rpg is apparently 300fps, even without arming and from a few feet away I imagine its like having a brick launched into your face.