Yeah, what you don’t see in all those pictures of gridlocked Los Angeles is the huge mass of bike races clogging the entire freeway just out of frame.
It’s a really embarrassing problem for the city, having a bunch of folks with jacked quads lookin’ like highlighters jamming their freeways and stroads.
Otherwise everyone could really hit the gas and go maybe 30 mph without a major collision incident!
(The internet is crazy so I must clarify this is intended to be delivered as satire.)
Yeah, it’s all those cyclists that you’re stuck in traffic with when there’s a traffic jam.
Yeah, what you don’t see in all those pictures of gridlocked Los Angeles is the huge mass of bike races clogging the entire freeway just out of frame.
It’s a really embarrassing problem for the city, having a bunch of folks with jacked quads lookin’ like highlighters jamming their freeways and stroads.
Otherwise everyone could really hit the gas and go maybe 30 mph without a major collision incident!
(The internet is crazy so I must clarify this is intended to be delivered as satire.)
What is this ‘satire’ thing you talk about?? I’ll bet it’s just another word for CUMMUNISM!!
CUM?! In my -NISM? It’s more likely than you think.