Image of suspect being placed under arrest:

Vampire Mufasa only cares about blood anyway so it works to his benefit to have moving borders lol

His realm is only the places the sun doesn’t touch!

He is summoned after the election results by force of law and then he isn’t allowed to disappear until his term is up.

Not summoning a duly elected captain planet is punishable by no less than 6 years arguing against fox news propagandists and a fine of 3,600 dark chocolate bars paid to me personally. The impact of cocoa production on the environment would be an extra screw turn, forcing their hand.

Captain planet.

Maybe we’d finally actually do something about climate change and for an extra special bonus we get to see him kick the shit out of the likes of the Koch’s and whatever demon spawn runs Nestle.

Side note: mufasa is my namesake! I’m just so super creative and ran it backwards lol

Even if the bottom wasn’t a celebration it’s the same outcome. I’ve been saying forever already that screaming and crying at a building, holding a sign, and then going home accomplishes absolutely nothing. It may be a way to show people that they’re not alone in their disgust, but it can’t be the only thing we do over and over and over and over…

We need to be starting fires, being a nuisance, and actually causing trouble for anyone to actually be moved to change.

That no matter how often people said it as a kid, I’m not capable of anything I put my mind to. I’m not smart, I’m very very mediocre at best, and my interests don’t align with my capabilities so my only options for work are things I don’t generally want to do.

I only really had 2 goals in life, a third developed later, and I’ve failed at all if them. I wanted to be in a loving relationship (going on 40 and have been single for the last decade), to not be the person who hates going to their job every day, and eventually I started wanting to own a home because I found that I need space for the hobbies I enjoyed. It’s a Sinatra song right, 0 out of 3 ain’t bad? Something like that… Lol

Energy density and entrenched profit structures are big ones for sure. :/