You really should buy a bedbug proof mattress cover and interceptors for the legs of your bed and furniture. Trust me when I say that an ounce of prevention will save you a lot of trouble, cost, and emotional trauma. Even if it costs more, buy then anyway.

Cool, how do I disable this shit feature?

Threw out my back just sitting in my chair and shifting slightly, couldn’t bend over for days.

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I don’t subscribe to an ideology per se, but I believe we should give everybody everything, and that the government should take care of every one of our needs, every last one.

Couldn’t even tell you what that fabric was. Like sailing cloth.

Does anyone remember the cloth towel thing where you shared all the germs of all the people who shit in that bathroom?

Someone on Reddit I think told the writer David Sedaris how he used to shove frozen hot dogs up his ass.