The coyote from Road Runner. He comes up with plans, some simple, some complex, and they always fail to work. Oh wait…

Go running up to the car, open the door and ask “are you ok mate?”. When they say yes, grab the back of their neck and slam their head into the steering wheel several times. “What about now?”

“This place is not a place of honor… no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here… nothing valued is here.

What is here was dangerous and repulsive to us.”

My parents migrated to Australia but only spoke German at home, so that’s what I learned. When I started school, they discovered their mistake, and I had to learn English. I remember my father saying for many years, “This is Australia, we speak English in this country”, my younger sister and I weren’t allowed to speak German at home, so I forgot a lot of it. In high school, we had to learn French or German, so it was natural to learn German. So German is both my first and my third language.

When I started school, about six years old.

Bill S Preston, Esquire: “Be excellent to each other”

<unpopularopinion>Bill Gates?</unpopularopinion>

I don’t have to dispose of the oil

I’m immune compromised. I wear an N95 mask whenever I go out. Sometimes to change things up, I’ll draw a smiley (or other) mouth on it with felt tip markers. Just need to work out how to disguise everything above the mask in a way that doesn’t look like a deliberate disguise.

Why do Americans use MM/DD/YY for date, but not mm:ss:hh for time? Doesn’t that make the same amount of sense?

Can’t sleep. It’s 2:53am. Yuk.

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If they make you take a polygraph test, insist on a tarot reading and a full personal horoscope as well. Between the three of them, there’s no way that they can’t find the truth!

writting a letter

Your mom

“Back in my day”