Brother, you seem to be terminally online. Please go for one of those walks you are blathering on about.

That bitch just walkin’ in the bike lane.

What jobs?

Because it sucks and it’s tied to a provider and the rest of the world doesn’t even use it.

I just wish SMS would go away.

I read the article and the next one comes up: “Mouse Sperm Structure Unveils Asthenozoospermia Mechanisms” and my co-worker was like wtf are you reading.