Captain Poofter

frankly you seem to really care a lot about this topic and i was only making a passing remark on my personal experience, and I don’t really care to learn about the intricate differences between using ios and android. like at all. have a great day though!

they have been siphoning features off each other for so long, the differences are only splitting hairs imo.

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ain’t no fucking way your carving that out and leaving Minnesota behind, we’ve been basically Canada for hundreds of years

i meant more like the ux, but yea also that stuff 😂

Android and ios are basically indistinguishable to me at this point

i just use a little of the effort i saved by sitting down the whole pee

ya it all started cuz of that makeover show queer eye for a straight guy then the south park episode

i love sitting down to pee. with a penis, even. standing up takes effort. sitting does not. i can dribble off in the toilet instead of on my pants. i can check my phone quick. i can sit instead of stand. pee flows out better sitting down so i strain less. i don’t have to stand elbow to elbow with a stranger holding his dick, too literally ever. the pros are quite good.

the only bad thing is apparently some men think it’s not manly! but im gay sooo oh nooooo anything but that. also sometimes the water is too high and the tip of your dick might touch but really this barely ever happens. I’m tall anyways, so when i use a urinal my dick is squished up by the top rim most of the time anyways which i find gross too.

hey. i have that colander, too

Congratulations on quitting.

I smoked for 7 years

Get over yourself lmfao

edit: P.s. food is absolutely addictive, btw

Cigarette smokers must really baffle you too