They would’ve gotten a knock on the trunk too in the old days, but now I’m older and I guess wiser/don’t really care anymore.

Well if you almost clip me on your bike as a pedestrian because you refuse to stop at any stop signs, I’m gonna kick your rear tire. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Well they’re not just gonna tell you it was capitalism.

To communicate with the 5th version of software they have somehow released between the time the product was created and you bought it.