This is what I told my bosses when AI first showed up and they called a meeting to discussed how to leverage it.

It’s not going to replace me, it’s going to replace you.

No one mention this to the US military

We knew they existed before we found them, because of maths, andthe math actually gets us pretty far. It’s the singularity in the center, or past the event horizon that we can’t know about, because reality is shy like that. It boggles my mind that we were able to look around and say “hey guys, I’ve been measuring stuff, like how fast things fall down, and well, you’re not gonna believe this.”

A lot Please, please, please, someone check my googled physics and AI math:

E = mc² = 1 kg × (3×10⁸ m/s)² = 9×10¹⁶ joules (90,000,000,000,000,000 joules)

or

~21.5 MEGAtons of TNT (by comparison, the Hiroshima bomb was ~15 KILOtons)

It would have a temperature of ~1.2 × 10²³ K (1,200,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Kelvin) The sun is a 5,772 Kelvin.

Like a ‘small’ star, it would radiate energy of about ∼3.6×10³² Watts (3,600,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 W) The sun puts out about 3.8x10²⁶ Watts (380,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 W)

Final burst duration: less than ∼8×10⁻¹⁷ seconds, or slightly faster than it takes for your mom to drop her panties.

Now for the best part. All of that energy would emanate from a very, and I can’t express this enough, very tiny spot, like a billion times smaller than a proton:

~1.5×10⁻²⁷ meters

A proton is about 10⁻¹⁵

From seemingly nowhere, instant God-boom. I like to imagine that whatever was next to it would just disappear, and then the shockwave would happen.

Again, I googled and used AI to run the code for the calculations, so…you know, correct me and downvote.

I giggled, I thought this was exaggerated satire. Fuck