On a tour of Mr Wonka’s chocolate factory, a little girl is shown Wonka’s experimental gum and has some. It turns her purple and makes her swell like a blueberry. Vance did the same thing.

Let’s ban marketing meat as food. You can sell dead animal tubes, but you can’t call them sausages.

I don’t support a ban on eating meat, but I support a ban on making it. Charge the supplier, not the user. Raising a pet so you can kill it is obviously animal abuse, it should have been made illegal a long time ago.