Enclave on iOS does the trick for the rare times i need a local LLM

Just ordered a thousand dollars worth of GPU (a single unit lol). Would i have gotten a chinese GPU for half the price if they advertised similar performance ?

No.

How is this even legal? I am not even american nor living there, so how would the US be allowed to operate massive and unregulated surveillance through GPUs ?

The US is becoming worse than those they call villain.