ReVanced (a patched version of the official app) is straight up better than Premium because it can get rid of all the crap corporate insists on shoving into customers’ faces. My YouTube app has a subscriptions tab (that only shows videos, not shorts or random “informative” carousels) and my profile tab with all my playlists, and nothing else.

It’s glorious in its simplicity. Why would I ever pay Google for a worse product?

NOT TO FIFTY!!!

Okay then, the labyrinthine structure spontaneously generates tiny minotaurs, which then consume the disease-causing miasma.

“Luckily” bottled water companies bought unlimited access to municipal water sources for pennies on the dollar, so fresh water is cheap enough (since they’re piggybacking off of the water company’s work filtering and purifying it) that they see no need to adulterate their product.

Sure sucks for the communities whose water is being siphoned away, but meh. It’s their fault for not being born rich.