Strangely provocative. But it’ll take more than that to convince me to take glue to bed.

Haha thanks, I’ve actually considered that before. Hacky, but if it works, who cares.

Not creepy. The only issue might be a clash of what you want, if it became a serious relationship, ie she may want to marry if she hasn’t before, and you may be averse to it having been divorced. Or she may want children, which you may not if you’ve already got adult kids etc.