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I don’t care what either has to say because it means they’re still alive.

Trump is exactly what we deserve.

So he needed a massive AI to replicate the yahoo.com landing page from 1997.

That town is still too crowded and I’d rather walk anyway

Living in a place dense enough for better public transit would kill me.

The suburbs are bad enough.

Don’t worry, I don’t want to come to your cities.

His one on airplanes because of the angle of attack

To point out the reason I avoid scheduled transportation

And also because I needed downvotes

Yes, I am also an idiot. I’m too dumb to ride a bus.

You’re right, my preference doesn’t matter

Please forgive my individuality, everyone should be like you.

Right but even if it was effective I won’t like it. Because I’d be ten minutes late everywhere from missing my train or an hour early because I didn’t want to miss my train and avoid delays and cancellations.

I’m not making you not take public transit. I’m just going to be panicked the whole time.

I’d honestly rather walk 20 miles than take a bus, or drive a thousand miles than take a plane.

Ten minutes?! Ha!

Where I live it’s every half hour, tops, and it takes ten times as long as driving and I have to walk next to a stroad the whole way.

But the real reason this was my first thought is I was run over by a school bus I was running to catch in kindergarten and now any form of scheduled transportation fills me with anxiety.

The fact that this needs clarification is evidence that we do not deserve a future as a species.

JFC are we fucking idiots that this needs to be spelled the fuck out.

Antisemitism will truly be defeated when Jews can live anywhere in the world without fear of persecution, not when they’ve carved out their own ethnostate.

I have a ten year old car and will be keeping it another ten years. It can’t even shift without my help.

I have seen old people driving around with oxygen tubes in their noses more times than I feel is safe.

Another related fun fact: Larger vehicles are harder to see around, so people have to leave even more distance which reduces throughput.

Another reason it doesn’t reduce congestion is that lane changes are frequently the cause of accidents or hard braking, which creates traffic jams. And Americans’ complete lack of lane discipline just makes it all worse.

My car won’t ever drive off without me.

Just a reminder: Musk wanted the Mars version of these done by next year for the transfer window.