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Cake day: June 27th, 2023

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  • Easy

    Every time there is a conversation regarding men issues, dismiss them as talking about something that clearly DOESN’T EXISTS, demean them, if they are emotionally intelligent enough to defend themselves from the TOTALLY NOT aggressive rhetoric, compare them to something else, preferably, something weaker and less smart than them, bonus points if you attack their sexuality in the same phrase, that always gets them riled up to support you!

    Even more so if you treat them like complete imbeciles with a memory span of seconds and assume they forgot about all the years you have been doing this exact same thing!

    And whatever you do, don’t forget to bring up how women have and keep having BIGGER issues

    That’ll work wonders






  • Head cocked to the left.

    Partial verbal wit in battle.

    First point of attack.

    Two. Eyes. Paralyse vocal cords with astute observation. Stop the speech centers.

    Three. Got to be partially deaf. Shrewd retort to the ears.

    Four. Finally, draw a facetious sign. Make it sharp.

    Summary prognosis: Consciousness lost in 90 seconds

    Martial efficacy: quarter of an hour at best.

    Full faculty of recovery from psychological damage, unlikely.