A picture of a masturbating man inside (ideally you)

Oh no man😭. Please tell me this was under 9 years old.

NOOOO. NO.

Literally read this 20 mins ago. Wild

Mate I’m rolling up a joint at this point. There was nothing to get high off of.

He’s scared bc it’s illegal.

Scared ass friend of mine was too scared to stop the car while I tried to roll a joint. Kept starting driving the car for no damn reason.

Made me drop like 5 grams of very expensive weed.

Does that count?

That’s one way to go about it

Nooooo

I pray no dish was reused

Oh I’ve done that a lot too. Not work or school. Just when I’m leaving my house for a quick trip.

Had to deal with an angry girlfriend a few years ago who hated that I did it. Unbelievably jealous woman, like she was once pissed at me for giving my number to a girl before we ever even went out on a date.

Jesus. Not the poor pants 😭😭

OK I’m shocked at the intestines. Here they remove tis thin layer on the inside of the organ to make sure its thoroughly clean. Ofc idk about Argentina but that ought to be standard practice.

Jesus fucking Christ. Add me to the list of people who nearly passed out.

I have several doctors and vets in my family including my grandfather and sister, but personally I could never do any of this. All due respect to you for doing this! Very valuable work.

Blood I don’t mind. Ive been covered in my blood, others blood, animal blood. All good. But pus would have me dying, and entering a wound makes me gag.

The vac tech sounds fascinating, gonna go google that.

Personally I’d chop my hands off if I were you.

Also a euthanasia fan here.

Diarrhoea in wounds is mental. Please stop telling this story at parties. I beg you. Just lie and say you work for the Taliban or smth, yknow, smth more acceptable. But also, thank god you exist or those people are in terrible trouble.

I mean I’m glad you enjoy it.

Rip Daniel Dennett. You woulda had a field day with all these articles.

OK sewer water is INSANE. And diapers is funny sorry

Milk is fine.

Shower is acceptable under the circumstances.

I have no shame and post everything on main (minus nudes)

Jennifer Doudna talks about it sooo well. Check out her episode on the Ezra Klein show (podcast). https://pca.st/episode/12135fc7-b935-4daa-92c9-8b998cafae37

Sorry about your parents.

Oh wow my mom actually got diagnosed as diabetic just a few months ago herself. That sounds like a really useful tool to have.