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Sooooooo…more serious than I thought… shiiiiiiiiit…

Sorry, pardon?

Suffering from asthma? 9/10 Doctors recommend menthol cigarettes! Peppermint fresh puts the pep in your step!

M$ and Apple both extensively use OSS projects in the creation and maintenance of their own products. And neither really fund many/any of the projects they use. So this would directly benefit them even further.

And also do away with concerns about data security. As far as I know if you’re using the M$ office suite stuff like email gets routes through American based servers. And that gives the US government access.

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Sorry, buddy…

Best we can do is Yoop…

Sugar already exists

If you were the real Sprog, this correction would have been more poetic.

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Almost certainly they won’t. But yeah, you’re ruining the joke.

Get the fuck outta here with that! Any red blooded microphile knows XP was PEAK windows experience. The lower opacity of windows in Vista was a bright spot in an otherwise disgusting experience.

Pretty sure it disappointed most people

I believe that was the joke?

Edit: it’s basically a trope at this point. Crypto/tech bros, like the Libertarian scum they evolved from, yearn for the sea

For slagging you pre-edit

Edit: I read further down…Arch is a bit of a motherfucker. Sorry.

As a stone mason, I object to this statement. Rocks are useful.