The Ice Pirates.

Ron Perlman and one of the funniest fight scenes from the 80s.

I keep my phone in my pocket, and stuff will always end up rubbing against it. I plan on either reselling or giving this phone away in the future, so in keeping it as mint as possible.

There’s already a few noticeable scratches on the protector (S25 Ultra) so while it’s a tough phone, it replaced a Pixel 5 which had a pristine front glass after I was done with it.

Keeping to the car analogies, they’re like floormats. Not needed, but good to have.

Case and screen protector. This phone cost me over a grand, and you only need to drop it once.

Would you drive a car without a seatbelt?

A bloke at work wears a Technoblade shirt all the time, he lives on

Goddamnit I even did the voice on my head as I read your post. Well done