I get where you’re coming from, but the new Barbie film was pretty based if you take a step back and examine it as a whole. I mean the whole Ken takeover of the Barbie village is strangely prophetic, given the whole trump takeover (so happy my small town had the biggest protest I’ve ever seen from her yesterday!) and the snippet about Margot explaining what fascism means. And this is coming from a 6’6 270lbs. Cis het ally with a shaved head and fairly thick beard. I enjoyed it for what it was. Yeah it’s no citizen Kane, but it definitely hit higher than it’s weight class.

Whole Lee chet! I had no idea!

Oh, forgive my ignorance. I just assumed there was a Barbie movie that I didn’t see.

Hell yeah!

I don’t have a fancy way of saying “cool”.

Too bad The Disney was a well known Nazi sympathizer, but I saw the mattel logo everywhere one time visiting the PGA club(yes That PGA) and thought to myself “why would a toy company be holding a conference in possibly the most expensive club imaginable? It must be something else!” But no, it was that mattel. Now ask yourself who they are all voting for!

I’ll give you two guesses which major party the vast vast majority support. If you get it right the first time you win, if you get it right the second time then you’re fucking delusional.

Both Barbie movies are way more based than they had any right to be.

Doesn’t matter of the state is blue, the police force is going to do everything they can to fuck you anyways.

Mfers act like forgot about revanced.

Did this once for some friends come over for a cook out. Everybody loved them.

Yeah, they did it to themselves buying into the rage bait bullshit they’ve been doing for years.

To be fair, that is exactly how I think of trump, minus the mastermind bit. Like he would be comically evil if it weren’t for the real life consequences others are paying. While I also believe he is barely functioning upstairs, and just signing off on whatever the heritage foundations or the family tells him to

Hands down. Assuming you saw the second, the first doesn’t have the bullshit love sorry.

Idc about nuthin, and will defend the first Pacific rim any time! This is also coming from someone who legit got a lump in my throat watching the first Kong v. Godzilla trailer from like six or seven years ago!

TexasDrunk maybe a hero! Really can’t tell unless he’s driving near zero!

Omg, you’re trying to sound smart! It’s so cute!

So let me explain to you what the word “molecules” means. You have these individual building blocks of everything. They are called atoms. When one atom is bonded, whether covalently, ionically, metallic, or van der walls(to be fair I still don’t know what that means) it is considered a molecule.

Do you want me to dumb it down more for you?

No? Are you going to shut the fuck up now? Cause I actually have a degree in this shit.

I really don’t know where you’re going with this dumbass statement, but I can assure you that I know the meaning of one very common word.

Bro, a molecule! I do Uber so I’m definitely not using chemistry on a day to day basis. But a fucking molecule‽ Come on man…

JFC we really are doomed. Maybe we deserve it if something as basic hygiene is considered to determine your sexual orientation! Like really‽ If anything, to me, it’s a matter of comfort. Do they expect a significant other to do it for them? This kinda thinking is so far outside my wheelhouse that I’m actually feeling discomfort trying to empathize with them!

Stories like these and the multiple ones about dudes not wiping after they shit gives me serious pause when considering my other cis hets’ mental faculties. Shiiiit, I usually only go once a day in the morning but it my crack is itching I’ll wet down some toilet paper just to make sure I got everything. Do these weirdos actually enjoy having an itchy ass‽