Well it’s going to be pretty slick when the poors riding the normal bus in the bus lane get to watch all the uber shuttle people stuck in traffic.

https://www.uber.com/in/en/ride/uber-shuttle/

eventually

It’s been ten fucking years. They are one of the top five companies in the world. What are we waiting for here?

All of the investors that originally paid into the idea have already made their money. There is no reason to continue the project.

Even as pitched, you still have to print out a QR code and staple it to your front lawn for every package. Presumably, they want you to be home for it since it’s dropped out in the open and might bounce into the street.

Amazon announced using drones in 2014. In pop culture, drone delivery is like an assumed common practice. Yet fucking nobody gets their packages delivered by drone. It’s been over a decade.

These robots are vaporware. Amazon will get a stock bump and that’s the whole point.

You need a control experiment. Try sleeping with a heatpad without your boyfriend before you assume it’s the heat pad.

I think parking your Miata under someone’s truck would be a hilarious prank.