No, but seriously. I see this said everywhere and I think most people take it as a sort of superstition, but, like… your entire thought patterns change once you give it up, it’s like an engine being allowed to slow down after over-revving it incessantly. All these things do is waste our cognitive bandwidth. And, yes, I’m including any social network where “me” is the main focus.

Lol? Lmao, even?

The post-modern version of “three kids in a trenchcoat.”

Nietzche would’ve lost his marbles. Oh, wait…

I’m morbidly eager to see how they’ll handle the Win 10 EoL (yeah, yeah, it ain’t dyin’, just not getting updated, same thing to me tbh) in October. I bet it’ll be a shitshow.

Mmmmm, breast.

It puts the pickles in my mouth or else it gets the hose again.

PUT THE PICKLES IN MY FUCKING MOUTH!