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Cake day: November 26th, 2023
  • mhague@lemmy.worldtoFuck Cars@lemmy.world•Uber's new shuttles look suspiciously familiar to anyone who's taken a busEnglish
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    12 hours ago

    It won’t be easy to compete with public transit. You’ll need to make sure to gun it when old people are still finding a seat. Whenever someone asks for help you need to get pissy. You’ll need to look customers at stops directly in the eye and then pass them up. You’ll have to leave customers in 110F weather while you play on your phone and eat ice cream. Whenever the city alerts you to construction you have to ignore it and drive into dead end streets so you can sit there for hours until another driver can come help you reverse. You’ll need to just say “Fuck it” and not run routes when you don’t feel like it. You’ll need to lose entire buses and tell people with a straight face “guess you’ll have to wait another hour.” You’ll have to charge people out the ass and then act indignantly when they try to use your services. You’ll have to let people play gambling games or Tiktok at 300% volume. You’ll have to let kids vape and cloud up the bus.

    Well actually I guess it won’t be that hard. Just hire average Americans, treat them badly, stress them up a bit, and they’ll be fucking up other people’s days in no time.

  • mhague@lemmy.worldtoPolitical Memes@lemmy.world•A man can dream
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    2 days ago

    “Hey Canada we’re a bunch of pussies that want to run away because fascism is taking over. How’d you like to team up with us while you also deal with fascism?”

    Why wouldn’t Canada just take these states for themselves and deport all the cowardly Americans? You guys aren’t going to fight, you’ll just run away to yet another country.