Okay but this is about americans killing *american kids, so gaza and ukraine seem terrible; they’re so far away!

Driveways are a great idea though. I hadnt considered that. You mightve just cracjed this whole thing wide open. Like…

Yes im coming out against dick rockets here.

It’s kind og funnier if you don’t get it.

Thanks for murdering a perfectly good bit.

No, honey, it’s 2025.

I don’t know what happened to you, but im so fucking sorry.

Edit: you can down vote me all you want. It doesn’t change the truth. Odds are everyone you knew is dead.

and is still functional and doing valuable things in the 70s

Oh, wow, you might wanna sit down for this.

The only ‘delivery guy’ i ever met who got paid even close to six figures (and that doesn’t include operation+maintenance) spoke like a million languages, had advice for how much to bribe border guards in various countries and currencies, most of which no longer exist, and may have had ties to the state department.

And i feel like thats not the kind of delivery guy amazon is trying to replace with these.

did we slip into

You haven’t been paying any attention, have you?

Yeah. We should increase surveillance on cars to block freedom 0f movement, and militarize roads for freedom.

The labor aspect of class politics is complicated.

But you don’t have to understand any of it to think stealing these would be cool as fuck.

Maybe stop relying on fucking youtube?

The agency that landed people on the moon so long ago most of the people involved have died if old age, and the event will soon pass out of living memory?

The one where when they let a single rocket explode, one time, rocked the nation, because their record was so close to flawless?

The one that constantly gives us new sources for scientific data?

Yeah fuck them. They never made a dick rocket.

Thqt makes it sound like ‘the crips and bloods own the cops’

Which is a far nicer picture than the truth:

The lapd and lasd organize themselves in formal departmwnts, yes, but also white supremacist cop gangs, where they have special prestige tattoos based on the race of victims killed.

Some people are still old enough to remember when they collaborated with the cia to flood black communities with cocaine.

Welll, part of the issue here is that americans are R strategists, and we must cull the weakest of our children pretty regularly.

Generally crimes committed with a car carry less/no penalty here, but it isn’t formalized.

Okay, true, abd that’s a pretty great spot to do it, but americans are proud R strategists! Are you telling me we need to put the weakest of our young in shipping containers and take them all the way to gaza before killing them!?

That just seems wasteful. Think of all the labor and cleaning products you’d need after every single kid!

If you’re so smart, maybe tell me where we should murder children, if not the street?

Yes but then we would need to kill children manually. Have you ever tried to hack up a hundred pounds of meat with a machete? Its quite the job.

The fact us; we need cars. They just save so much labor.

Youre right. Im sorry i said that.

We absolutely need a place where its okay to kill children, and streets are far and away the best option for that.

I get a little stupid and udealistic sometimes when im high, but I’ve sobered up now.

willingness to get where im going quickly

And a willingness to kill to get that done, if necessary, or you’d be on a train or a bike.