Gale: The book I read said this is what people look like.

Wyll: My family would normally hire a local artisan, but here’s my own version.

Karlach: Who’s a happy little vampire! (… it’s you!)

Shadowheart: This is you on a good day. Too smiley for my taste, but I guess it comes with the teeth.

This would probably matter more if every search for “windows 10 problem XY” wouldn’t turn up 100% garbage from their support forums anyway.