The good timeline

Trump removes restrictions regarding eligibility to become president to prepare for a third term

Zohran wins

Outlaws GOP

I have a hard time deciding what’s worse, a president that tweets while drunk or a president that can’t spell his own name while sober

GF recently wanted to buy Ms office because she had a nice looking CV template for it that would not work well in LibreOffice. So I spent some hours making a good one without Ms crap, just so they would not get anymore money.

Better yet, how about - I know this might sound unrealistic, completely outlandish even, but bear with me - affordable housing?

Just imagine, the homeless could shit in their own houses!