You’re probably thinking about jouhatsu, but that’s not exactly about wiping your complete history from the internet. It’s more about disappearing and not creating any new paper trail of where you are and your new life.

I make a lot of eye contact.

Good for them.

I’d be too embarrassed to say no.

Well, guess I’m gay now…

“Wham, bam, feed me ham!”

Not really, I file it in the same category as karma. It’s a magical sentiment people wrap around cause and effect, usually to justify or pander to their own prejudices.

I think it’s pretty common when you reach a certain age to want to go back to a more nostalgic time for you personally. There’s a certain level of bias and rose tinted glasses to it, no doubt.

For instance, I myself would kill for it to be 1992 again.

This is a very surface level observation. For your father there might be more nuance to the sentiment.

I had a lot of fun with this one.

“MY TEAM WON”

In short, brain dead hooligan mentality.

I got into it with friends last weekend when they were talking about Black Adam. I told them it’s 2025, they should just be calling him Adam.

I think voting is completely unnecessary, and is a sort of “participation placebo” for the lazy but opinionated.

No, and I wish votes didn’t even exist here.

The internet.

The internet of the 90s was wild, creative, and not as accessible. We dreamed that as it grew and became more accessible, a utopia of information and creativity would flourish.

Instead we got a bland, corporate wasteland, and free soapboxes for every shithead out there.