Pro@programming.dev to Technology@lemmy.worldEnglish · 25 days agoMom sues porn sites (Including Chaturbate, Jerkmate, Superporn and Hentaicity) for noncompliance with Kansas age assurance law; Teen can no longer enjoy life after mom caught him visiting Chaturbatewww.biometricupdate.comexternal-linkmessage-square195linkfedilinkarrow-up155arrow-down12
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minus-squaretreadful@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·25 days agoImagine gooning so hard that your mom makes you famous.
minus-squareYiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·25 days agoDude gunna have to be homeschooled until graduation.
minus-squareImadethis@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·24 days agoSex ed is gonna be real spicy.
minus-squareYiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·24 days ago"Mom, why did you break my arms?’
minus-squareintheformbelow@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·25 days agoShe just didn’t want him to jerk off to her on chaturbate. She performs there regularly as “Giantmagacnt”
minus-squareRakonat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·25 days agoI want to believe this is satire but fuck I will not be fact checking.
minus-squareOpisek@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·24 days agoNarrator: They did in fact go and fact check.
minus-squarescarabic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·24 days agoI mean the kid’s penis must have shriveled up to nothing by now, making the entire case moot. “Your honor, I move to dismiss on the grounds that the plaintiff’s penis is reduced to a blackened nub.” “Sustained!”
Imagine gooning so hard that your mom makes you famous.
Dude gunna have to be homeschooled until graduation.
Sex ed is gonna be real spicy.
"Mom, why did you break my arms?’
She just didn’t want him to jerk off to her on chaturbate. She performs there regularly as “Giantmagacnt”
I want to believe this is satire but fuck I will not be fact checking.
Narrator: They did in fact go and fact check.
I mean the kid’s penis must have shriveled up to nothing by now, making the entire case moot.
“Your honor, I move to dismiss on the grounds that the plaintiff’s penis is reduced to a blackened nub.”
“Sustained!”